((I’ll…..bring this account….to life…someday…an actually make FRIENDS. One day….one day…:’) ))

oh wow! i really, really need to be more active on here!

((Trollmegle hates me rping davejohn /flips table ))

jonathanegbert:

roses are red.

violets are blue.

i can see dave’s boner from here.

mcstrider:

egderpwithacamera:

mcstrider:

should i kiss you to make it better

wow never mind that was horrible egbert

wont you still love me if im fat

aww, you took back the kissing offer before i could answer it.

i’d love you enough to put you on a strict work out and dieting regimen!

you are obviously the best friend a guy could ask for

which is exactly why you should feel lucky every second you talk to me.

ifoundmoreslimepie:

dekadenceng:

Anonymous, my heroes

Good picture. Best picture.

mcstrider:

egderpwithacamera:

mcstrider:

i am offended cant you be more receptive to my interests

now i have to go binge on ben and jerrys because i am so very upset

i’m sorry you’re so offended, i have this thing called a heart and it hurts when i see sad things. :’(

you’re going to get fat.

should i kiss you to make it better

wow never mind that was horrible egbert

wont you still love me if im fat

aww, you took back the kissing offer before i could answer it.

i’d love you enough to put you on a strict work out and dieting regimen!

mcstrider:

egderpwithacamera replied to your post: why is there a poor baby deer in a jar...

that’s worst than seeing bambi’s mom die. and done.

i am offended cant you be more receptive to my interests

now i have to go binge on ben and jerrys because i am so very upset

i’m sorry you’re so offended, i have this thing called a heart and it hurts when i see sad things. :’(

you’re going to get fat.

veryadorabull:

worldsbestbrother:

veryadorabull:

y-yEAAAH,

Do I take this as a hint?

y-yOU TAKE THIS AS YO WANT TO,